"Keep an eye on your son Mr Smith. The side effect of this medication is that he will act like a girl and be as horny as hell. Whatever you do, keep him away from all men until the treatment is complete. And no matter how much he begs, don't allow him to crossdress - it'll make him ten times worse."
"Kevin - I'm home. His sister's cloths. The pizza delivery guy! ... He ordered a pizza!"