"Andrew - this is only a school play. You didn't need to be quite so ... thorough with your costume."
"Sorry Sir. Mummy made me wear it. She said I need to feel like a girl to understand the part. I also quite like looking pretty now I've tried it ... and I could never be as handsome as you Sir."
"Are you flirting with me Andrew?"
"I guess I'm ready to find out what it's really like to be a girl Sir."