"William, you been in the DNA morphing booth again? Goodness your uniform is rather tight."
"It's Wilma Sir, and I rather like the tightness. Don't you like the way it shines? It's so soft and smooth too. I can see you like it."
"Er hem - never mind that - look I'm assigning you to Buck, but behave yourself - he's new here - and he's old school and doesn't know about the morphing thing."