"Oh Mikey, you're hiding that nasty weenie of yours nicely today."
"Thank you Auntie. It seems to be getting smaller lately, I'm worried. I've stopped having to shave and my chest is getting puffy. Do I need to see a doctor Auntie."
"Of course not dear - all quite normal. You keep taking those vitamins pills and you'll be fine."
"Yes Auntie. You know best"