Sunday, 20 August 2017

Always Read the Instructions

"Jesus - this is fucking amazing.  This female bodysuit is insane."


Later.

"Damn - I can't find the zipper.  I'll call Acme's support line."


"Don't worry sir.  We will send one of our agents to you right away.  The only way is gets totally stuck on is if you have sex, but that's made clear in the instructions."

"Instructions - ah yes.  So having sex makes the suit permanent?"

"Of course sir.  Its the only way we could make the penetration work.  The instructions make clear that you should only play with the clitoris and nipples.  Are you still there sir? ... Sir?"




1 comment:

  1. Well, no use crying over spilt man-milk. Might as well enjoy it!

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