"Honey, there's no way you can make me pass for a girl."
"You will be the prettiest girl at the party. Now hold still. Remember - you pull this off and I won't tell your friends about how you enjoy wearing this stuff. Besides, you look damned hot. I'm getting horny as hell just thinking of fucking you later."
"That's the other think honey. Do I really need to wear this butt plug?"
"It's for your own good honey. The strap-on cock I've bought for you isn't small."