"Oh Auntie - I love the way my legs look and feel in these nylons - and I'm getting better with these heels too."
"That's a good boy Ricky. Nobody would even know you were a boy."
"What's the matter Ricky dear?"
"There's a boy over there from my school. If he recognizes me I'm dead."
"He won't recognize you - in fact I know young Jake there, he delivers my groceries. Let me introduce you."
"Hi Jake - have you met my niece ... Ricky - short for Patricia?"
"Hi Miss Jones, no. Hello Ricky - I know your cousin ... also called Ricky."
"Err - hello Jake. You are a friend of my cousin?"
"Well no - he's a bit of a weed."
"Say would you like to come to see a film with me tonight?"
"Er no thanks, I have something to do."
"Ricky - of course you can go."