"Bill, I thought your Mom had made you come to the prom dressed as a girl as a punishment."
"She did Gary. Why do you ask?"
"Well you seem to have quite a boner there and you're grinding it on my thigh."
"Sorry Gary, but these stockings feel so hot, I've just got to cum. You don't mind me humping your leg."
"No, but do is a bit more subtle."
"Like this? Arrgh ... oh ... my ... god ... that was amazing. *kiss* I've just got to go to the ladies room to clean up. I'll be back soon lover."