"Sure Hon, Hi Ted"
"Now Jim, be a sweetie and fuck Ted up his ass before you do me."
"Sure Sue, I love anal - as you well know"
"Yes Jim, last week I couldn't sit down from you huge cock. I prefer it in my pussy, so Ted here volunteered to give you his ass instead."
"Ooh Sue, he's very big isn't he."
"That's it Jim, fuck that slut of a husband of mine."