"Daddy, I like it when you dress up like Mummy?"
"I like it too Billy. Mummy insists I wear these clothes when uncle Bob comes around."
"Mummy seems to fight a lot with uncle Bob in the bedroom. She cries and shouts a lot. It scares me Daddy."
"Uncle Bob makes your Mummy happy Billy. She insists that we both stay dressed like this because uncle Bob finds it funny."
"I don't think its funny Daddy. We both look very pretty don't we?"
"Yes we do Billy"