Brian held the throbbing vibrator up his butt as the head of the lodge posed with him for the camera.
"Is this really necessary to join the freemasons sir?"
"Certainly my boy, that's why we don't accept women. We let the public think we use aprons as our regalia; but actually, we prefer stockings and french maid uniforms these days. We have photographs of the greatest men in America posed just like you are now - it's a way of ensuring absolute allegiance to the lodge and the organization. I have to say, you pull off the look very well, you will be very popular at the members only dances."