Ted explained to his new girlfriend who had seen him dressed for the first time.
"So hon, I've only got a 4 inch cock, but I have great legs and can pass as a knockout girl. You and I can have a great time if you accept me for what I am."
"Weeeell, you do look kinda cute Ted. OK - it'll be fun. Jeez, you legs are just incredible. Where did you get those shoes? Ted, lets go shopping as a couple of girls."