James and his wife decided that they should spice up their love life and his wife suggested he cross dress. He wasn't too sure at first, but his wife pleaded with him and said they could both wear sexy black stockings.
He allowed her to to manicure his nails and make-up his face. She shaved his legs and rubbed some oil into them to make them silky soft. He then dressed as she asked.
His wife couldn't stand it any longer, "Fuck me", she said, "fuck me you lesbian whore with your strap on cock".
James was utterly shocked, he had no idea his wife had a lesbian side to her, but he was so turned on she didn't have to ask again.