"But Ma I can't, I haven't got any underwear on."
"Rick, do as you're told. Take all of my clothes of and tidy yourself up. Are you some sort of faggot or something?"
"No Ma, I just like wearing silky things and looking at myself in the mirror. Makes me feel real sexy."
"Well you can feel sexy in your own clothes, I'm not having you messing with mine, now get that skirt off."