His wife had spend hours preparing John for tonight's Rocky Horror theme party. When he saw himself in the mirror he was shocked. "I can't go out like this!" He shouted, "I'm supposed to look like a badly made-up tranny, you've made me look fabulous. And I can hardly breathe in this corset. And these heels are crazy-high."
"And... I feel so horny I want to fuck you wearing these outfits".
"When we get back John, I don't want to spoil your make-up, it too me hours, not lets go."