Mike was getting ready for the skating contest. He was an excellent figure skater, but had never made it big because he was quite short. Jeff had hatched a plan when his skating partner had retired.
"OK Jeff. My balls are already pushed up. Nobody is going to suspect I'm a guy. Let's go out and get this ice skate routine done so that I can get out of this outfit."
"But Mike, surely you like wearing this little skirt. You're wearing perfume - nice touch, if I didn't know you were a guy I'd fuck you right now."
"Jeff! If you keep on like this I'll get a hard-on and we'll be screwed"