Mike was parading around dressed up while his wife was away. Unfortunately, her flight had been cancelled and she rushed in, "Honey, my flight was ... what the ... who are you?", Mike dropped to the floor, "Mikey, it's you! Why are you dressed as a girl?". "Darling, I'm so sorry, but I can't help myself, I'm a transvestite". "Mikey, why didn't you tell me, you look lovely" She walked over to him and kissed his lipstick lips.