The door burst open and in walked Ted's wife. Ted gasped as he realized his secret was out. His wife should have been abroad on business, but her flight was cancelled.
"I don't mind you crossdressing Teddy" said his wife, "but do you really have to dress to tarty, just look at those shoes."
Ted was speechless. "Look Teddy, I've got a couple of days now my trip is cancelled, lets get you some proper clothes. Then we'll have a night girlie out".