"Charles, Stand up so I can see you. I've spent a long time getting that make-up perfect, so don't spoil it. Your dress is on the bed, slip it on carefully and I'll zip you up, then we have be off, we don't want to be late."
"Now I want you to act girlie at the party. I think you will win the prize as prettiest husband. I know Cindy and George are taking it very seriously and we want to beat them. Let's see you walk in those heels."